In article <k1cqm254mnqmsdd7ddb1gacmpkqdsju7q7@4ax.com>
Tom Crispin <kije.remove@this.bit.freeuk.com.munge> wrote:
> On 28 Nov 2006 20:33:19 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> 
> >Help! My bicycle is a very very nasty bicycle, it can't
> >stop biting people. Yesterday, it bit the poor postman,
> >now the postman's ass is sore.
> >
> >How can I teach my bicycle not to bite people?
> >
> >What did you do to "tame" your bicycle???
> 
> Don't do what John Cleese did to his mini in Faulty Towers when it had
> a toddler strop (he beat it mercilessly with a branch).
> 
It was an Austin 1100, not a Mini.