On 28 Nov 2006 20:33:19 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Help! My bicycle is a very very nasty bicycle, it can't
>stop biting people. Yesterday, it bit the poor postman,
>now the postman's ass is sore.
>
>How can I teach my bicycle not to bite people?
>
>What did you do to "tame" your bicycle???

Don't do what John Cleese did to his mini in Faulty Towers when it had
a toddler strop (he beat it mercilessly with a branch).

Reward good behaviour with a little gentle oiling, and try to ignore
the occasional misdemeanour.

I hope the postman recovers soon.  Bicycle bites can be quite nasty,
but are rarely fatal.