Badger North wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 15:52:35 +0100, Robert Low <mtx014@coventry.ac.uk>
> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Badger North wrote:
>>
>>>There once was a fencer named Fisk
>>>Whose movements were exceedingly brisk.
>>>The speed of his actions
>>>And Lorentz Contractions
>>>Turned his rapier into a disk
>>
>>Which reminds me:
>>
>>There was a young lady called Bright,
>>Who could travel much faster than light.
>>She went out one day,
>>In a relative way,
>>And got back the previous night.
> 
> 
> And cue dirty limerick contest in 3...2...1...

I was trying to keep on the off-topic of relativity
limericks. But if it's a competition yez are wantin':

A girl from South Carolina
Had harp strings across her vagina,
So when she was fucked
The strings that got plucked
Played 'Toccata and Fugue in D Minor'


> 
> Badger Jones
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