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Subject:Re: 3 To The Second, 1 To The Second Puns
Date:Sat, 03 Sep 2005 16:33:52 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317DE32.E6F56E97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41265902.ED384394@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > KIMEVANS <kimevans@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:WWvjc.782$TT.313@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > > demanded: the man dinged once too often
> > > > >
> > > > Demanded: Demised satanic helper.
> > >
> > > Remanded: Man dies again.
> >
> > Remanded in Custody: Man dies by falling into flavoured cornflour or
> eggs
> > and milk again.
>
> Custody: Swearing amphibian.

Custody: Prisoners after a food-fight with the dessert!