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Subject:Re: 3 To The 2nd, 1 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:36:48 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317DDB5.7545946D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
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> > At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that soon we
> > will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to choose a
> different
> > building material. There's a pack of stray dogs in the neighborhood!
>
> Sacramento has an International House of Pancakes.
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> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.

Auditorium: Where British Conservatives park their German cars made by a
subsidiary of Volkswagen in Ingolstadt, Bavaria.