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Subject:Re: 3 To The 2, 1 To The 2 Puns
Date:Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:54:09 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:mn.humor,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317DD6E.A8E48D59@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> "fredmiller@the.PC ?Z" wrote:
>
> > "That looks like another Mistake to me", muttered the Doctor after he
> > botched up the breast reduction surgery.
>
> Then he made another Miss Stake: Jamming a sharp piece of wood through
> the heart of a female vamp.

        . . . and got soaked!

You just godda know where to stand!

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