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Subject:Re: 1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns
Date:Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:45:40 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.puns,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317E3B2.4DEDA9AC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> ynotssor wrote:
>
> > "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> > news:nfso905ipjgbfd68vv9rkhgikuv8ucb9ng@4ax.com
> >
> > >>> Sure.  You wouldn't expect a feline to get into
> > >>> sado-equine BDSM would you?
> > >>
> > >> I would say, "Incidentally, Sado-Equine BDSM is the name of my new
> > >> band", but I guess that'd be beating a dead horse....
> > >
> > > Only if that dead horse's name was Necrophilia.
> >
> > Necrophilia, n.
> > The irresistable urge to crack open a cold one.
>
> Necrophilia: Loves vampires.

Or lots of nice halsen in a line.

I swira couldn't find a less obscure simile for what's just below your
napper!