Subject: | Re: 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns
| Date: | Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:21:05 GMT
| From: | "nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
| Newsgroups: | alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317E9ED.7B5F93D0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41D90278.2F87A318@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Compress: Computer newspaper.
> > >
> > > Depress: Sad newspaper.
> > >
> > > Express: Failed paper.
> > >
> > > Oppress, Repress, and Suppress: Newspapers that follow the party line.
> > >
> > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > >
> > Elvish Presley: Musical Lord of the Rings newspaper.
>
> Elfish: L-shaped sea animal eaten by elves and hobbits.
Narr. That's an Elver.
Crumpets are done now. Two with a little salt on - one with blackcurrant
jam! Delicious!
I wish they'd design 'em so the margarine don't leak out the bottom though!
There's a good William Holden film on telly at the moment.
His original name was Brian. He changed it because he didn't want to be B.
Holden to anybody.
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