"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:08:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
> wrote in message <bdpcoa$ccj$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
> >"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> >> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:17:06 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
> >> >"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> >> >> On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:31:36 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> >> >> >"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:51:58 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> >> >> >> >"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:05:15 +1000 was a day just like
any other,
> >> >> >> >> >"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:42:03 +1000 was a day
just like any
other,
> >> >> >> >> >> >"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I usually get
my man about the house to do any
> >chores
> >> >with me - they tend to take much longer though for some reason
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He's probably working
on becoming inept.  It takes
> >> >> >practice, you know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >No no - it takes longer
because we get distracted.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Explain how.  Go into detail
and be aware that JPGs
are
> >> >also appreciated.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Larry
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Remember, a picture is worth
a thousand words.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well - let's just say - if my
housemate had any idea
what
> >> >goes on she would never dare to do any of these ever again:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-sit on the couch
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-use the kitchen bench
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-use the kitchen sink
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-sit at the dining table
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-use the washing machine
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ever open your refrigerator and wonder
what she was
doing
> >with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> the cucumber you're getting ready
to eat?
> >> >> >> >> >> >No - I normally wash food before I eat
it
> >> >> >> >> >> Oh, you _know_ what she was doing with it.
> >> >> >> >> >She cut it up and made it into a salad
> >> >> >> >> Uh-huh... and you've only sat on the couch.
> >> >> >> >Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she
never
saw
> >> >what I and Bjorn did on the couch.
> >> >> >> You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? 
Your
> >> >> >> housemate must be a horny wench.
> >> >> >She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
> >> >> she fucks herself with hers and eats yours.
> >> >I take it you have experienced this
> >> i don't eat cucumbers. they smell bad.
> >Those weren't cucumbers
>
> what do you know?

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