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Subject:Re: 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Fri, 02 Sep 2005 13:45:34 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317E39E.ED825872@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true.  She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12
> even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size.  Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross!  Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!

And Una Peel-Ling.

Through the door - line on the left - one cross each . . .

Who the hell would want more than one??