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Subject:Re: 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Fri, 02 Sep 2005 13:43:27 GMT
From:"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4317E372.FED5A9AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4189C800.32220B04@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41858BF8.E82C3747@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Exporting: Bells sents overseas.
> > > > >
> > > > > Importing: Bells brought into this country.
> > > > >
> > > > > Porting: A bell with little money.
> > > > >
> > > > > Porting: Opposite of Starboarding.
> > > > >
> > > > > Porting: To bring the bells to port.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reporting: To bring the bells to port again.
> > > >
> > > > <oyster alert!>
> > > > Katsn dogs: Poor canines.
> > >
> > > Why do you want to alert shelled sea life?
> > >
> > Oyster: English - mollusc; Hebrew - treasure, and hence my
> interpretation -
> > someone accustomed to saying 'Oy' every so often.
> >
> > Katsn: Hebrew - beggar, hence poor canines.
> >
> > You should have got all that from the context.
>
> Context: Letters writting by prisoners.

Was that not briv enough then?