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Subject:1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 23:03:13 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.puns,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

Michael Balarama wrote:

> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:DaPub.26844$qu.18034@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > Entrepreneur who suffers from the most terrible flatulence: Business
> > typhoon.
>
>     I think I smell something big....

Farting: Windy bell at a great distance.