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Subject:1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:58:05 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D90278.2F87A318@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Compress: Computer newspaper.
> >
> > Depress: Sad newspaper.
> >
> > Express: Failed paper.
> >
> > Oppress, Repress, and Suppress: Newspapers that follow the party line.
> >
> > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> >
> Elvish Presley: Musical Lord of the Rings newspaper.

Elfish: L-shaped sea animal eaten by elves and hobbits.