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Subject:Re: Jabriol a Jehovah's Witness THREATENS CAROL and other women.........
Date:Fri, 2 Apr 2004 12:56:24 -0600
From:"DeMushroom" <noGB@thistime.com>
Newsgroups:alt.jokes.limericks,alt.tasteless.jokes,airnews.alt.paranoia.black.helicopters,alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talkers.nuts,alt.usenet.kook-of-the-century

"Tiddy Ogg" <tiddyoff@themutual.net> wrote in message
news:n7fq60hscekpcr4o7i6m1moltsfdh2880b@4ax.com...
> There was an old bag called witkowski
> Whose husband was nowt but a mouski,
> She filled her pyjamas
> With camels and llamas,
> And even the odd bracd of grouuski.
>
> Or pronouncing it correctly:
>
> There was an old bag named witkowski
> Who hobnobbed around with the toffski.
> She was so athletic,
> And men so pathetic,
> That usually she broke it offski.
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