Subject: | McDonald's keeps Kobe as spokesman
| Date: | Sun, 20 Jul 2003 22:36:49 -0700 (PDT)
| From: | kobe@prizonfool.net (Number Eight)
| Newsgroups: | alt.tasteless.jokes,la.general,ca.politics,co.politics
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***EXCLUSIVE**
McDonald's is keeping Kobe as a spokesman. And they have a
NEW commercial all set to go. Said once senior adviser, "Kobe
is perfect for out latest product."
[ Swooping helicopter zoom in-shot of a McDonald's ]
VOICEOVER: McDonald's has always been your favorite place to
get a hamburger.
[ Picture of Kobe with some kids hanging out in the
play area of a McDonald's ]
VOICEOVER: Now, not only do we have hamburgers, but we have
foot long hot dogs!
KOBE: Who here wants to taste a truly huge wiener?
[ All the kids scream and run away ]
KIDS: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
[ Close up of Kobe shrugging then make a lot of weird
facial contortions. ]
VOICEOVER: Only at McDonald's, The Foot Long Kobe!
SFX: McDonald's Music
[ Ronald McDonald comes in and sits by Kobe, he puts
his clown arm on Kobe's shoulder. ]
RONALDMCDONALD: It's okay Kobe. I think you're. . .
KOBE: Back off faggot!
[ Kobe beats the living snot out of Ronald McDonald. ]
KOBE: If I wanted that kind luvin' I'd go to prison. Oh
wait. I am.
VOICEOVER: McDonald's is your kind of place!
[ END ]
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