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Subject:Re: My take on Michael Moore
Date:Wed, 9 Jun 2004 19:42:29 -0700
From:"Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net>
Newsgroups:alt.fan.michael-moore,alt.spacebastards,alt.os.windows-xp,alt.tasteless.jokes,comp.os.linux.advocacy,stardock.games.galciv
Crime is non existent in GB?????
Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long guns.

In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL increased by
DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.

PLEASE, educate yourself.



"Xomicron" <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04...
> Ok, look. I admit I love Michael Moore but I can't voice that
> opinion outloud because I'm a card carrying Republican and they
> have been watching me ever since the time I had sent a letter to
> Bush telling him how much I love him. It seems our party doesn't
> like gays and they mistook my letter as being of the gay persuasion.
>
> I also admit I am a jealous prick. I hate foreigners because most
> have bigger dicks than I do. It sucks having a nipple for a dick.
> I also hate foreigners because they have all the brains and they
> get all the good jobs. Sure, it's because most, if not all, are
> intellectually superior to me and they work very hard but I am
> American! Doesn't that mean something? If there were no foreigners
> I bet I could hold down a job as top executive somewhere even with
> my lack of education and my lazy attitude toward life.
>
> I hate Canadians because they make us look foolish. They have
> a good, stable country with almost no racism or crime. We have more
> annual deaths by gunshots in a small village than they do in the entire
> country.
>
> I hate Europeans because they had the brains and foresight to form a
> continental government and open the borders between their countries.
> Europeans don't fight among each other. We Americans can't even
> get along from state to state. We are seriously deranged.
>
> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
> police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
> We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
>
> I hate Australians because they are physically and mentally strong, tough,
> and make us all look like pussies. They have laws that protect the
interests
> of their people instead of big business, like we do here.
>