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Subject:1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:45:45 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor


"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 21:14:04 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
> <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 21:02:57 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>I'm sure there are better ways pygthur smell fishy.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Bath in oil of anchovy?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>There you go.  Then lay next pygthurr a salmon stream when the
grizzlies
> >>>>>>are frisky.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I can always count on you for bad advice.  Thanks, Keith.
> >>>>
> >>>>The bears are happy.
> >>>
> >>>Maybe so but I'm having a hard time posting inside one's stomach.
> >>
> >>No one can read stuff posted there, anyway.  Unless he brings a
> >>flashlight, that is.
> >
> >Sure they can.  It's called wireless networking.  I need to find a way
> >to get this bear to wander near an access point on a regular basis
> >before it digests me completely.  Let me borrow a pic-a-nic basket.
> >
> That would be a Boo-Boo.

Booby: Ghost apine.

Scooby: Canine apine who looks for ghosts.