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Subject:1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:44:24 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271C478.E94B58B3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 24 May 2004 14:10:15 +0200, "John Smith"
> > <someone@microsoft.com>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >: It's the Psssssssssssssidon Adventure - about a ship that gets a
> > puncture!
> > > >:
> > > >: BIG technical continuity lapse and the end. They cut a hole in the
> > > >upturned
> > > >: hull and no air rushed out. There should have been a gale!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Wouldn't it have blown out the torch as soon as they made the hole?
> > > >
> > > Depends upon whether they were in a single and small compartment and
> > the
> > > water sealed off the other buoyant areas. There would have been just a
> >
> > small
> > > release ...
> >
> > What if the girl ant areas are sealed off?
> >
> >
> A gentleman would be girlant enough not to mention that!

Gallantry: Tree that bows and gives a gallon of juice.