| Subject: | Re: Passover Week Puns
| | Date: | Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:35:52 -0700
| | From: | Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
| | Newsgroups: | mn.humor,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.puns
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271CB01.850296DF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Dr Tormento wrote:
> >
> > > Q: Why couldn't the amputee detective solve the case?
> > >
> > > A: Because he was stumped.
> >
> > Furthermore, he didn't have a leg to stand on. That make him very
> > Cross, and the press Crucified him!
>
> The detective whose toilet got stolen conldn't solve the case either. He had
> nothing to go on!
Did he get a chamber pot?
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