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Subject:1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:31:10 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor


Mos wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> >>>
> >>> How true.  She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12
even.
> >>
> >> Most steps are about that size.  Gonna brag about
> >> your risers next?
> >
> > That's when it has arisen.
>
> Oh, like the second coming.....

Don't get Cross!  Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!