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Subject:1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:30:46 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:mn.humor,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.puns


nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189B2E8.C81764DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:10ktmibb1ahmgc8@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to me..was a
> > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > >
> > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and went ohm.
> >
> > Re-Volt!
>
> Electrician called Stanislav: Pole Volt.

Pole Volt: Electric Santa Claus.