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Subject:3 To The 2nd, 1 To The 2nd Puns
Date:Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:06:31 -0700
From:Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:alt.humor.puns,alt.puns,alt.humor,rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,mn.humor

"The New Mr. Humor" wrote:

> Humor fans,
>
> Let's continue clucking our beaks off with a classic "Humor from
Egypt"!!!
>
> Q: What did President Mubarak say to the basketball player after his
leg
> injury?
>
> A: How's knee?
>
> HH: How's knee. Hos-ny. President Hosny Mubarak is the President of
Egypt.
> Get It??? Ha ha ha!!!!

You got Egypted.  Syria-ously.