On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 14:39:12 GMT,
   In article <ky50b.16233$cJ5.1729@www.newsranger.com>,
   catbrier@fwiw.com (catbrier@fwiw.com) wrote:
  
> In article <MPG.19a7814c906d986a9896ab@news.alt.net>, James King says...
> >
> >
> >   On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 16:13:26 GMT,
> >   In article <GE7%a.15819$cJ5.1834@www.newsranger.com>,
> >   catbrier wrote:
> >> (I suspect Scottishness. My mum, Helga the Highbreasted,  warned me about them.)
> >
> >Only a bit, and not on the male side, so it doesn't count. Celtic 
> >identity is not passed through the female side.
> 
> Nonsense! What does your order contribute? Some spurty juices? We, we women,
> provide the EGG!
> Of course, this whole "egg" thing has always made me a touch nervous. (What am
> I, a goose?)

We provide the money.

> 
> >> >You must work out too much.
> >> 
> >> Yes, between fits of excess drinking and smoking, I'm a complete health nut.
> >> When I can be roused from my ordinary supors.  
> >
> >Smoking? I hope you don't mean tobacco.
> 
> Yes. When I go into town I visit a tobacconist who provides me with "foreign"
> fags.
> My goal this weekend was to cut my cumbustion to one per day. But I cheated a
> little. 
> 

These fags of yours will do you no good at all.

> >> >Try and cut down a little.
> >> 
> >> It's been a very difficult summer for this poor lass. (All sigh...)
> >> Alas sir, I am a mistress most wronged.  (I plead with you gentlemen, do not
> >> abuse a poor...hhmmmm..."maiden" so. )
> >> I am going into a convent (with my capaccino machine)to seek divine counsel upon
> >> my piteous estate. There in blessed solitutude...perhaps!
> >
> >You need a capuccin monastery.
> 
> Yes, the one with a pool and sauna.













                                            
(those spaces meant 'and the vow of silence'.) 

> >> >> >He should then be 
> >> >> >giving you the good old finger job on the clitoris with his other
hand 
> 
> (I left that part in so I could see it again.)

Good choice.

> 
> >> >Armpit sex can also result in BO of the penis.
> >> 
> >> Oh we wouldn't want that! We're not French here!
> >
> >
> >I hear they put raw onion juice on their genitals to increase 
> >sensitivity.
> 
> When I was in France - I dallied with a Yugoslavian. In Germany, an Irishman.
> Now that there is one coinage, I expect you all to shower daily.

Only once?
I'm not cutting down for no Euroes. 


> >> >I think we need to add new dimensions to the 'special relationship'.
> >> >-- 
> >> >James King
> >> 
> >> I'm sorry James, but I am utterly faithless and undeserving of any kind of
> >> "special" relationship.
> >> 
> >> (See pre-Raphilte swooning scene.)
> >
> >Okay. If you say so.
> >
> >-- 
> >James King
> 
> I am seriously struggling with the idea of becoming an ex-tart.
> 
> Cat

What would you be then, monogamous or celibate?
I wouldn't do that, it's not good for the health.

-- 
James King

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