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Subject:Re: HOw to stay in love forever
Date:Thu, 04 Dec 2003 10:22:47 GMT
From:Mark <"Beardedbear(NEVER SPAM)"@worldnet.att.net>
Newsgroups:alt.love,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat,alt.soulmates,soc.singles
Good Jim......  You seem to know.....(lol) the ropes of divorce......
Sorry you have to jack off so much......don't blame me.

Jim Ledford wrote:

> yaya wrote:
> >
>
> > In Christianity
> > we call it being equally yoked.  That, believe it or not, is one of
> > the most important factors in a blissful marriage.
>
> I usually charge about 7.00 dollars to explain that one
> to people who have messed up their marriage.  country people
> catch right on, them understanding what a yoke is and all.
> for city people, I use the term 50/50 or equal partners.
> it's a matter of explaining to the city male that every other
> beer run means he's got to get out of his chair.
>
> if they don't like that, then I charge 8.00 dollars to
> help'em fill out the divorce forms and 2 more dollars
> for filling.    oh and if'en they're going to fight,
> then I charge 5 dollars to referee.
>
> :)