What sort of depraved individual wakes up in the morning and says, "I'm 
going to vote for Huckabee!" Really, the guy has no appeal to Republicans 
other than him shouting, "Look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm a Christian!" 
It's identity politics; he's the Jesse Jackson for mentally deficient white 
people. As a Christian myself, I thought one of our skills were supposed to 
be spotting frauds, but I guess a large number of "evangelicals" are lacking 
in that area. If you want to elect a Christian socialist, move to Europe. 
One advantage of the left being godless is that when they say they want my 
money for their harebrained policies, they never claimed it was dictated by 
God himself. Not going to be the case with Huckabee. If you disagree with 
him on taxes or humping the legs of illegal immigrants, he's going to call 
you a bad Christian. It's going to be so bad that it will necessitate one of 
us punching him, and who is going to do that? You? Are you willing to get 
tackled by the Secret Service?

That's of course assumes he get elected in the general election, but that's 
never going to happen. He'll only get the small number of Republicans behind 
him who don't care if you're a liberal if you have a Jesus fish on your car 
while scaring away all the liberals on the Democrat side since they'd never 
vote for anyone with a Jesus fish on his car. Huckabee is the moron 
Christian -- the one who uses Jesus to justify any idiotic idea -- liberals 
always claimed Republicans were but I never actually thought existed. It 
will be a disaster in the general election. Conservatives are going to have 
to run a third party candidate just to have something to do this year.

Anyway, I'm never buying corn again and no other American should. It's time 
to starve out Iowans.