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Subject:Gordon Brown calls for whip round in house of commons for a jar of vaseline
Date:Sat, 1 Nov 2008 15:49:55 -0000
From:"Lee" <me@localhost>
Newsgroups:alt.politics,alt.politics.british,england.politics.immigration
Prior to visiting oil rich Arab states to ask for some money handouts to 
feed his growing Marxism habit and support his imported voter base currently 
of over 2 million heads.

Mr Brown already well know amongst Arab businessmen for his unusual oral 
action may be going for full Honoury Shiekhood and a pocketful of Dirham.

Mr Brown claims that 'he is not bringing his begging bowl'.