Items in alt.philosophy.checkmate

Subject:Re: Attention! Anyone replying to "Bill".
Date:Mon, 14 Jul 2014 20:17:20 -0500
From:"Ms. Kitty" <ms@kitty.now>
Newsgroups:alt.checkmate,alt.fan.checkmate,alt.news.admin.net-abuse.checkmate,alt.philosophy.checkmate,alt.romance.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks

"Checkmate" <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote in message 
news:MPG.2e2e0430630a035898988f@news.alt.net...
>
> It has come to my attention that the Assistant Lobster-Stuffer properly
> known as "Bill" gets very agitated when my vanity group is included in
> the mix.  Please make sure you don't... I repeat... DON'T include
> alt.checkmate or any other froup in the Fine Family of Checkmate Froups
> in any threads that "Bill" participates in.  Your cooperation in this
> matter will be greatly appreciated.

LOL, of course, Checkmate!    I just don't understand how Bill can't be 
trusted to stuff lobsters by himself.  Maybe he's a mental patient, who 
knows?