"Robert Allison" <robert27@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:3EFDBBFB.FB23F3BD@ix.netcom.com...
> David wrote:
> >
> > I have a problem with geese and ducks crapping all over my lot.  I live
on a
> > small lake and crapp is everywhere.  I would appreciate any suggestions
you
> > may have that would help me get rid of them sitting/roosting  on my lot.
Is
> > there something that I could spray on the ground to get rid of them?
> >
> > I also have trouble with coons getting into my boat house on the walkway
and
> > scattering mussel shells after breaking them open, and also shitting on
the
> > walkway inside the boathouse. I'm fed up with picking up their crap.
Any
> > suggestions how I can solve that problem too?
> > Thanks a lot for your help.
>
>
> Lawn chair, shotgun, bottle of Jack Daniels.
>
> --
> Robert Allison
> Georgetown, TX

This is Turtle.

I'm a Diet Dr. pepper man but can I bring my outdoor cooking equipment for
the feast that evening? I make a mean Pot Roasted Duck and Sweet Potatos on
the side.

Awwwwww, Use a 22 rifle to keep the bee bee out of the duck breast or just
shoot them in the head. They are bad on your teeth.

TURTLE