| Subject: | THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION IN A SINGLE EVENING
| | Date: | Sat, 24 Apr 2004 22:07:41 +0200 (CEST)
| | From: | George Orwell <nobody@mixmaster.it>
| | Newsgroups: | alt.california,ba.general,soc.culture.jewish,ma.general,pa.general
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THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION IN A SINGLE ACTION-PACKED EVENING
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:15pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqui Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of democratic candidate.
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