On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 22:45:41 +0200, BeH
<dontsendmenomeat@this.address> wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why does it say Ray-Bens on the label
then...?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You gonna buy some
or not?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if they aren't
genuine Ray-Bans...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm gonna find me a customer
that wants to buy somethin.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A sucker, you mean...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll pretend like I didn't hear
that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hear what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You learn quickly :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>*wanders up to another potential su^H^H
customer*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey dude, wanna buy some Ray Bans?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I wanna buy some of those 'Blue Blockers'!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Blue Blockers are gonna cost ya. They're 50 bucks.
I gotta pair right
>>>>>>>>>>>here dude. Wanna buy 'em?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I want the real, genuine 100$ Blue Blockers!  I'll
wear'em while
>>>>>>>>>> cooking with my George Foreman grill!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Oh, you want the $100 ones, huh? Well those are hard to
come by. But I
>>>>>>>>>might just happen to have a pair if you got $150.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You have the rare 150$ Blue Blockers?!?  Wow!  I'll give you
200 for
>>>>>>>> them!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ok then. *takes Bed's money* *hands Bed the sunglasses* If anybody
asks,
>>>>say
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you never saw me... *wanders off*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>HEY!  These are used Blue Blockers!  They only block turquoise!
>>>>>
>>>>>Turquoise is the color of life.
>>>>>
>>>>>They are nothing but LIFE-BEATERS.
>>>>
>>>><Wipes tears from eyes>
>>>>
>>>>But I want to be able to see my jewelry.
>>>
>>>Your jewerly is turquoise?
>>>
>>>Tsk, tsk! If you're going to stoop as low as buying jewerly, at least make sure
>>>it's a unique mauve-like color.
>>
>>But I like turquoise jewelry even if I don't have any.
>
>Only sissy-boys wear jewelry anyways...

Is that why my wrists are so weak?

>>
>>>And it has to be SHINY.
>>>
>>>SHINY.
>>
>>Oooooh, SHINY...
>
>Ohh! pretty.

Shiny and pretty...

Bed

>
>BeH