Subject: | Re: A bundle of pigs?
| Date: | Mon, 28 Jul 2003 22:46:13 +0200
| From: | BeH <dontsendmenomeat@this.address>
| Newsgroups: | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
|
Into the tranquility of alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup, Blue_Eyed_Devil
of "MindSpring Enterprises" felt the need to shout thusly:
>On 24 Jul 2003 04:20:28 GMT, danehog@aol.comradical (Dane Martin)
>wrote:
>
>>>Group, bunch, herd, bevy, flock, gaggle, mess, grundle?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>>>
This seems a good place to ask.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>>An
armada of *CENSORED*?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>>We
don't say 'that' word here.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>>
without pigs, there would be no BACON!
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>>*resists
urge to make fun of Elvis*
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >>he stole
ronnie reayguns hair!
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >And this
is a Bad Thing...?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> >Ronnie Reaygun
doesn't deserve hair. On Sundays.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> I think you should
know, I lived in California when Ronnie
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> was
>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >> Governor and
the U.S.A. when he was President.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >I was born two days
after he was elected. And I shot him
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >once.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> You are destined for greater
things. Do you know how to
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> apply herbicide?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> I can make ants and bananananas
explode.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> How do you make ants explode?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>with a magnification-glass of course!
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>you know, they just grow bigger and
bigger till they explode...
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Wouldn't they implode? They only have
so much mass and as they
>>>>>>>>>>>> > grow bigger the mass is spread thinner
and thinner until they
>>>>>>>>>>>> > collapse calamitously.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> and why do you think mass has anything to do
with the difference
>>>>>>>>>>>> between internal and external pressure or the
amount of
>>>>>>>>>>>> wide-spreadedness some matter can sustain till
it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>> ripped apart? IMHO it's the matter which matters,
and
>>>>>>>>>>>> not any kind of "weight" the whole body would
have. am
>>>>>>>>>>>> I wrong that no general-purpose formula does
exist which
>>>>>>>>>>>> would only depend on mass and not on material,
and which
>>>>>>>>>>>> would tell when something is about to get ripped
apart?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mass is a measure of the matter in something.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Weight is a product of mass and an acceleration
(/gravity).
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So, something's density is its mass over its volume,
and
>>>>>>>>>>> so on.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think that's what you're asking?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>no, it doesn't tell me when and where things break/explode...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Isn't there a formula or algorithm for that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>no, at least not for ants...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>but then, if you know where I could find such an algorithm,
>>>>>>>>maybe I could extend it to ants?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ants are made from atoms.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thank you for vivid memories of watching the "Atom-Ant" Hanna-Barbara
>>>>>>cartoon. My life is ruined.
>>>>>
>>>>> Another public service from Honkenoffski Enterprises.
>>>>
>>>>Who funds these public services?
>>>
>>>The public provides the funds after being serviced.
>>
>>Illegally, I assume?
>
>Everything that Gruntwilligar does is legal...or should be.
Or will be once he's elected...
BeH
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